I don’t think men have any more of a stake in being able to create laughter than women. Funny is funny. Doesn’t matter if it’s a guy or girl. If you have difficulty appreciating the humour of the other gender, it’s more your problem than theirs.
Shaun Micallef (via attentione-il-est-shaun-micallef)

matthew march’s two favourite things!
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Notes: 27 5/28/12 — 11:17pm

it was probably john cage actually

PRINT THIS POST Notes: 1 5/22/12 — 11:54pm

thatdrifter said: Blank CD?

Some mystery person sent in a CD to the magazine I write for and specifically asked if I could review it. The CD was blank! oooOOOOooo0000

PRINT THIS POST Notes: 2 5/22/12 — 11:46pm
Mysteries

I love a good mystery. Maybe just because I love a good story.
These are the most prominent personal mysteries I can think of:

  1. The Mystery of the Caves Beach Lights
  2. The Mystery of the Blank CD
  3. The Mystery of the Pizza Snatcher
  4. The Mystery of the Fake Michael Sykes
  5. The Mystery of Michael Crichton’s “Prey”
  6. The Mystery of the Magazine Gig


Three solved, one pending.

PRINT THIS POST Notes: 2 5/21/12 — 11:00pm
ten cents

I am thankful for:

1. The fact that Community got renewed for a fourth season
2. The family at the address I accidentally ordered a $140 package to (for taking it to the post office like champs)
3. All the super talented people I’m surrounded by
4. The fact that I’m off to have an amazing time in Melbourne in a week and the total cost of flights PLUS accommodation was $180
5. Having friends with a sixth sense for texting me just when I start to miss human discourse
6. My newfound (though fledgling) ability to avert certain bad habits I’ve had my entire life
7. The Book Depository
8. “Price reduced for quick sale” at the shops
9. The fact that my attempt to grow a beard is so far only “disgusting” in lieu of “repulsive”
10. Writing

PRINT THIS POST Notes: 5 5/16/12 — 10:36pm
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High-res Notes: 4553 5/16/12 — 2:43am
jade-buckley
asks:
omg can I hav one of those free hugz pls? xoxo

minimum of 2 per person

Notes: 1 5/14/12 — 11:20pm
I’m home

hugs are free until further notice

PRINT THIS POST Notes: 2 5/12/12 — 7:47pm
QLD

I’m having a great time. Left a handful of bad habits behind and am hoping they aren’t waiting for me when I return. One of them was writer’s block - I’m delighted to say that I’ve been very productive in my little seventh storey workstation. After dinner tonight I wrote 2000 words! That’s pretty cool. As for the quality of my output, well… that’s for the jury to decide.

…It’s not a real jury. I was doing a metaphor. That’s a literary thing. Do you see how good I am at this?

PRINT THIS POST Notes: 5 5/9/12 — 10:50pm Filed under: #pulitzer 

viewfromkingstreet:

Viewfromkingstreet: When on Darby Street I choose to drink coffee at Glee - because it does just coffee. And because there’s a record player.

gl33 coff33 rulz

Source: rosso-corvino
Notes: 8 5/9/12 — 9:15pm
If he insists on breaking my brain, I’m gonna break his brain right back (redundant as the act may be)

If he insists on breaking my brain, I’m gonna break his brain right back (redundant as the act may be)

Notes: 1 5/4/12 — 2:22am Filed under: #recursion 
May

It’s dawned on me how amazing this next month is going to be. I’m going on three separate holidays (all unearned I’ll admit), one of them a week-long writing holiday in the Gold Coast which I perhaps naively assume will be wondefully productive. I know my intentions to make this my most exciting year yet are coming to fruition rather late, but even for a late start this is a very, very good start.

AND YES, I USED ANOTHER HIGHLIGHT BECAUSE THEY NEVER STOP BEING FUNNY

PRINT THIS POST Notes: 4 4/30/12 — 5:39pm

…CANNONBALL!

PRINT THIS POST Notes: 6 4/26/12 — 11:10pm

penis

PRINT THIS POST Notes: 7 4/24/12 — 12:11am
gosh that’s kind of beautiful isn’t it

gosh that’s kind of beautiful isn’t it

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High-res Notes: 8 4/22/12 — 5:55pm